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Below, are the letters from readers of Absolute Zero that we have received in 2009.


This is it. THE FINAL STRAW.

Depicting the Lord Jesus Christ f*cking a pig, IN HEAVEN??!?!

I am going to kill you. You hear me? I am going to slit your blasphemous throat.

YOU are an animal. A vile, filthy sub-human.

I HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU GO TO HELL.

T. Kaminski
Manchester, NH
 

Creator,

You think you're funny? Cute?

I know that the animals in your Obama cartoon are lemmings, which are being portrayed as Obama supporters.

You should know that we are more than lemmings. WE got Obama elected. YES WE DID!

I proclaim it proudly. If it were not for us, Obama would be nothing.

I am sick of you portraying Obama supporters as lemmings. STOP IT.

L. Stevens
Norwood, MA
 

Mister Creator,

As a Jew, we are known for our good sense of humor.

How dare you depict a member of "the tribe" in your comics with such stereotypes as a yarmulke?

If I believed in Hell I would wish you to go there.

T. Spielberg
Boynton Beach, FL
 

Creator,

I love your new comics. But where are the WORMS?

Rudimentary shapes are no substitute for the worms.

Keep up the good work!

M. Grinstein
 

Creator,

You SON OF A BITCH.

I told you, NO COMICS ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA!!!!

How dare you call our new President Big Ears and Dumbo? Is this any way to go forward into a new age?
The age of HEALING the mistakes of the Bush/Cheney massacre that was inflicted on the World.

You are unamerican. a Non-American. A communist. A REPUBLICAN.

Why don't you get on a plane and fly down to Texas so you can suck George Bushes D*ck?

I HATE YOU for photoshopping Obama with big ears and calling him Dumbo. How Cruel?!?!

Go to Hell, I am not reading your stupid comic strip anymore.

Stephanie G.

Middletown, NJ
 

Dear Creator,

I love the look of the new comics.

Thank goodness you've stopped trying to be a political cartoonist. That kind of humor fits you like a glove on a dolphin. LOL.

Anyway, look forward to hearing more about your family life.

Stephanie G.

Middletown, NJ

P.S.

No comics about President Obama! I'm serious.
 

Dear Creator,

Talking circles? That's what's new for 2009?

Do you even actually DRAW anything anymore?

You are the laziest, sorriest excuse for a cartoonist.  No wonder your father hates you.

Mark D.

Tallahassee, TN
 


Dear Creator,

2009 has come and your still here, surviving the recession.

Your more resilient than I would have thought.

Take some advice and do something positive this year. Enough of gay Jesus.

Samuel Pool

Germantown, MD
 

 


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