Dear Creator,

What can I even say?

Jesus married to Hitler? Come on, dude. Seriously?

How low are you willing to sink to get a reaction?

Pete A.

Eden Prairie, OK
 

Dear Creator,

Why, oh, why, do you have to target Jesus as a target of your humors?

JESUS is SACRED.

Please stop making fun of my LORD and depicting him being threatened with trampling by an elephant-witch hybrid.

How do you even THINK of such abominations?

Are you ever going to go back to actually DRAWING, or are you going to just keep photo shopping? How is Photoshop art?

To be honest, your comics have been looking like crap.

Nancy T.

Pensacola, FL
 

Creator,

Thanksgiving is almost here, I wanted to write you to tell you something.

I hope you have nothing to be thankful for.

Come Thanksgiving Day, you are going to take a look around your studio apartment and see that you are utterly alone. Devoid of anything that brings you joy.  You are going to fight back tears as you heat up your hungry man turkey dinner in the microwave and think of better times.  This is my dream for you.

Pigs like you do not deserve happiness.

Enjoy that hungry man dinner, assh*le.

Mike T.

Orange, Minnesota
 

Dear "Creator",

This is why our nation is doomed.

Liberal, sarcastic elitists like yourself, with your stupid f*cking mocking lists,  have just given the steering wheel of our nation to a socialist. Yes, socialist.

John SYDNEY McCain (not a girl's name) was our best, last chance.

But you and your progressive friends just let a communist wolf into the henhouse. We, the citizens of the United States are the hens, get it? About to be ripped apart by the socialist fangs of the LIBERAL Obama. How could you let a communist wolf-devil eat the hens?!?!?! Don't you see? The hens-- we Americans (or Amerihens)--are done for.  The socialist Obama-wolf is going to drag our Amerihen corpses back to the LIBERAL wolf pack, where all of the LIBERAL devils are going to feast on us.

You let this happen, this doom.  DOOM!

Think I'm kidding? I know your going to put this up on your site for everyone to laugh at. But I don't care.

This Amerihen escaped from the coop and will avoid the LIBERAL jaws of Obama and his LIBERAL wolfs.

Burn in Hell You LIBERAL Scumbag,

Pat T.
Franconia, New Hampshire

P.S.

Do you think making your list the top 11 makes it original? I hope Letterman sues you.
 

Creator,

I am not going to vote, just to spite your suggestion that I do so.

I hate you.

Really.

I. HATE. YOU.

Sincerely,

J.N.
Toledo, Ohio
 

Mr. (re) Creator,

Run out of ideas finally, have you?

Given up on trying to be funny?

Stealing concepts for your "comic strip" from real published authors now?

I am an assistant professor of literature.  I am also a fan of Mr. Stewart's poetry and his online journal, Vintage Gray. How DARE YOU take this true American artist's work and touch it in any way? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?

 It saddens me that we live in a day and age where so called "musicians" can sample another person's song and make millions of dollars, and where trash like you has the nerve to "interpret" another artist's work. I like my own interpretation just fine--I DO NOT need yours.

You, sir, are an intellectual dwarf.

Sincerely,

J. F.
Professor
Amherst, MA
 

Dear Creator,

I have been reading your comic strip for several years.

I just wanted to tell you that you still have the ability to surprise me.

Your comic strip that you posted today is very thoughtful.

BTW, I get the reference to Cormac McCarthy's The Road-- one of my favorite books.

B. Johnson
New York, NY
 

Dear "Sir",

I have been reading your comic strip for several weeks now.

Upon browsing your archives, I was offended at some of your religious comic strips (if you can call them that! I call them attacks). However, I have been enjoying your more recent endeavors, especially the comics that focus on politics. Until today. What I saw when I opened your web site was beyond offensive.

The ghost of RONALD REAGAN HAVING SEX WITH A MONKEY?!?! How dare you ! BESTIALITY between the ghost of a beloved (two-term) president and a monkey is not funny.

Ronald Reagan was a great American, faithful to the end to his beloved Nancy. His ghost would not have bestiality with a monkey or any other kind of animal. His ghost is waiting in heaven for the time it will be reunited with Nancy.  Only then will it have sex.  With the ghost of its wife. That's called FAITHFUL, something you can't understand with your vile mind.  Bill Clinton's ghost might do bestiality with a monkey or whatever else it could catch with its greasy, lying, cigar-stink ghost hands, BUT NOT RONALD REAGAN.

I am going to boycott your dumb comic strip. Yes:  D...U...M...B.  DUMMY!

Oh, and by the way, I fail to see how this is political humor. Taking a cheap shot on a great man's ghost by saying it would have sex with a monkey-- a T.V. monkey, no less-- is not clever. It's just crude. Like you.

Your true liberal colors are shining through. Only a hippy (which I thought you hate?) would say such horrible things about the GREAT COMMUNICATOR. He ended communism, and this is the thanks he gets. To be attacked by some punk with a website, which anyone could do. Here's $20 a month, now I'm a cartoonist! Yeah right. You are nothing. Just a common, every day wiseass. Garfield, Beatle Bailey, The Family Circus. Those are real comic strips for real Americans.

You sir are not an American.

A. Miller
Seaside Heights, NJ
 

Left Wing, Blaspheming A**hole,

How dare you depict my LORD AND SAVIOR in tightly whitey underpants?
Jesus does not wear underpants. He wears a shepherds robe!!!! 
 And the enormous size of the LORD's "package" that you have depicted is obscene beyond belief.

Also, how dare you depict the NEXT PRESIDENT of the United States beheading Jesus!?!?
John McCain and the Alaskan Sarah Palin are going to set things right again. 
THE DEVIL OBAMA will not win.  Barack HUSSEIN Obama--he is worse than a Arab.

On all my days on earth, I have never seen anything so disrespectful as your comic strip. 
Who knows, maybe your throat will get cut on one of these nights when you are sleeping?
That's not a threat (nice try FBI), I'm just pointing out what could happen.

I would say God Bless, but God does not bless blaspheming a**hole scum like you.

B. Riley
Phoenix, AZ
 

Mr. Creator,

You have been gone for 8 months.  Now you are back.

I see whatever disease you had did not kill you (if that's what your latest comic is implying).

Shame.

J. Glorioso
Danvers, MA
 

Creator,

Why didn't you die?

Father Jon C. Riley
Worcester, MA