2009 Archive
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November 13: The Totally Rationale Gay Marriage Debate

October 29: The Black-Eyed Peas Screw Up

October 22: The Forces of God vs. Absolute Zero: Part 2

October 2: The Forces of God vs. Absolute Zero: Part 1

September 25: Jesus Not Fucking a Pig

September 17: President Jimmy Carter's Big Mouth

September 9: Healthcare Reform: The Public Option

August 14: Obama's Death Squads

August 7: The National Healthcare Debate

July 30: The Henry Louis Gates Incident

July 23: Vajay-Jay in the Coalmine

July 17: Dead Mother's Obnoxious Ghost 2

July 10: Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?

July 3: Absolute Zero Classic: The GW-1000

June 25: Horrifying Apparition of My Mother

June 18: Screwing the Future of Iraq

June 11: Cutting the Lawn

June 4: The Box (NOT Based on Actual Events)

May 27: Top 20 Internet Search Terms that Lead People to Absolute Zero

May 20: Internet Dating is Totally Safe

May 13: The Creator Thinks About Getting an Agent

May 6: Death, The Afterlife, Jesus, and the Swine Flu

April 29: Preventing the Spread of Swine Flu

April 23: The Creator's Facespace Page

April 13: Kettle Corn and Murder

March 30: Attack of the Memes

March 23: President Obama & The Special Olympics

March 8: Rush Limbaugh, Obama, and The Stem Cells

March 2: Obama, Dow Jones, and The Lemmings

February 18: Obama and the Chimpanzee

February 13: Valentine's Day

February 3: Talking with the Rabbi

January 26: Facebook Drama

January 19: President Obama and George Bush

January 12: Having a 2nd Baby

January 5: A New Leaf

 


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