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November 13: The Totally Rationale Gay Marriage Debate
October 29: The Black-Eyed Peas Screw Up
October 22: The Forces of God vs. Absolute Zero: Part 2
October 2: The Forces of God vs. Absolute Zero: Part 1
September 25: Jesus Not Fucking a Pig
September 17: President Jimmy Carter's Big Mouth
September 9: Healthcare Reform: The Public Option
August 14: Obama's Death Squads
August 7: The National Healthcare Debate
July 30: The Henry Louis Gates Incident
July 23: Vajay-Jay in the Coalmine
July 17: Dead Mother's Obnoxious Ghost 2
July 10: Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?
July 3: Absolute Zero Classic: The GW-1000
June 25: Horrifying Apparition of My Mother
June 18: Screwing the Future of Iraq
June 4: The Box (NOT Based on Actual Events)
May 27: Top 20 Internet Search Terms that Lead People to Absolute Zero
May 20: Internet Dating is Totally Safe
May 13: The Creator Thinks About Getting an Agent
May 6: Death, The Afterlife, Jesus, and the Swine Flu
April 29: Preventing the Spread of Swine Flu
April 23: The Creator's Facespace Page
April 13: Kettle Corn and Murder
March 23: President Obama & The Special Olympics
March 8: Rush Limbaugh, Obama, and The Stem Cells
March 2: Obama, Dow Jones, and The Lemmings
February 18: Obama and the Chimpanzee
February 3: Talking with the Rabbi
January 19: President Obama and George Bush
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